Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Favorite FRIENDS Quotes



After a few back and forths with Annie this week I thought it would be fun to list my favorite FRIENDS quotes! (I'm not going to give back ground on theses quotes if you know and love the show you'll know the quotes) ENJOY!

Monica: "Say Goodbye sore muscles"
Chandler: "Goodbye muscles!"

Joey: Ross tell Chandler that's how you measure pants
Ross: Yeah that's how you measure pants...IN PRISON!

Monica: I can just picture you two running around on a bardge
Phoebe: You NEVER run on a bardge!

Rachel: Phoebs that's a great story, could you tell it while you get me an iced tea.

Ross: It was 3 in the morning! And you had rambled on for 18 pages! Front and Back!

Rachel: Oh Oh he's a he's Transponster!
Monica: That's not even a word!

Guy sharing room with Rachel during labor: That's about 4 fingers

Rachel Boss: Last week when I asked you when you baby was due in no way did I feel I was due your baby

Ross: You we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human half pure evil!

Phoebe to Rachel and Ross: Did you guys go to a costume party? Let me guess...Pancho Villa and Bob Saget!

Rachel: First I started with a layer of custard, then jam, cream, a layer of sauteed peas and onions...

Monica: A 2,4,1...5,6,7,...a 2,3,7,...7,7,7,7!

Phoebe: Are you saying if I don't buy this lamp you'll Move out?

Rachel: I DO!!!!!!!!

Joey: What's not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Beef, GOOOOOD!

Rachel: Hey Honey could I reccomend watching a bit more ESPN and a little less E!

Joey: Phoebs you wanna help?
Phoebe: Oh I wish I could but I really don't want to.

Rachel: See Unisex
Joey: Maybe you need sex I just had it a few days ago
Rachel: NO Joey U-N-I-SEX
Joey: Can't say no to that

Ross: I grew up in a house with Monica if you didn't eat fast you didn't eat!

Ross: Ok How about Ruth?
Rachel: I'm sorry are we having an 89year old woman?

Joey: Hi I'm Chandler, Could I BE wearing anymore clothes!

This are definitely not ALL my favorite FRIENDS quotes but they should put a smile on the faces of my fellow FRIENDS fans!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haha! Fern and I just read through these... good times, good times!

Dallan and Ashley said...

I'm glad you enjoyed!

Annie said...

Love it. As I was reading them, I'd do them in their voices and it was so fun! Here's one of my favs...Rachel:Jurassic Park...could happen!!

CGray said...

That is absolutely hilarious. I wish I could contribute since I've been watching the episodes again. Oooohh, I just thought of one.

Rachel: It's Barry and Mindy!
Monica: Barry who you almost?
Rachel: Barry who I almost.
Monica: And Mindy your Maid of?
Rachel: Mindy my Maid of.

I know it's long and not that funny, but I wanted to join in on the fun.

Dallan and Ashley said...

Hahaha Christi! That was funny! Awe FRIENDS! Enjoy rewatching! I do it all the time!